THE BITCOIN COASTER
Sick of not having crypto in your coffee?
Enhance the power of your brew with The Bitcoin Coaster
Proven to:
- Increase bitcoin intuition on buying and selling
- Induce blockchain energy into your brew of choice (works best with a hot coffee)
- Increase your portfolio size as large as your mind can imagine
All proven points from the coaster are just us having a laugh and will not do any of the stated items in the parargraph above.
or will it?